Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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