The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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