You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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