There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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