Your dad touched me again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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