can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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