Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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