By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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