It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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