Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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