she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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