do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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