what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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