that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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