3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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