can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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