Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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