Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize