Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Randomize
