Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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