Christians are straight up FREAKS
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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