Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The power of my boobs compel you
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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