Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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