no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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