Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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