Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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