So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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