their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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