yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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