she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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