his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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