I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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