woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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