Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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