are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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