oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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