sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
But break dance skills will only take you so far
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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