So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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