my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Randomize
