he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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