i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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