How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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