yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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