But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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