Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
