did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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