She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I love you. Go after that dick
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
