I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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