why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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