dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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