I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
