Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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