Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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